I’m not sure if you’ve heard yet, but my new record *Fluke* is available now for full download.

This record was designed for maximum danceability. There was extensive testing (some tests were done on animals), but the result is a scientific success. If you would like to replicate my experiments (peer-review is very important), then the steps are as follows:

1. Ensure a dancing space is available. This is generally about 2.3 square feet.
2. Play the music at a volume in which the bass excites the ear drum. Not too loud to cause permanent hearing damage, though.
3. Dance!